Disco Cowboy Crew Socks
Disco Cowboy Crew Socks
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Certified Batburst Coverage. Maintains desired coverage during sudden burst into a swarm of bats.†
† Mythic promise; human physics still apply.
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Description
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Little-known fact: ALL historical cowboys were actually skeletons. Sure, they were covered in flesh at the time, but deep down they were all lanky bones and grinning skulls. This particular cowboy has chosen to make his skeletal nature much more obvious than the others, sparkling confidently against a sea of classic Holstein cowhide. He seems slightly taken aback; perhaps at his own boldness. But who needs boring things like skin when you have a sick cowboy hat and bandana? We're not even entirely sure he has a body.
