Garden of the Dead Crew Socks
Garden of the Dead Crew Socks
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Certified Batburst Coverage. Maintains desired coverage during sudden burst into a swarm of bats.†
† Mythic promise; human physics still apply.
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Some people have gardens of roses or other flowers. Some people have gardens of vegetables like cucumbers. Flowers and veggies both have their place, but the truly Gothic have their own favorite garden... OF THE DEAD. Walk with us as we meander between the gravestones and ponder the mysteries of life and death and whether it still counts as trespassing if the rusty haunted gate was wide open. I mean, all these people buried here must get bored sometimes, right? They probably appreciate our company. Not a very lively bunch, though. They're all just lying around.
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