Hoppy Days Crew Socks
Hoppy Days Crew Socks
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Certified Batburst Coverage. Maintains desired coverage during sudden burst into a swarm of bats.†
† Mythic promise; human physics still apply.
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If your ideal day is to sit around, eat bugs, and be vaguely rectangular, have you considered a career in the slow-paced, relaxing industry of being one of the frogs on these socks? It's not very lucrative, but these frogs are happy and fulfilled nonetheless. They have plenty of time to ponder the mysteries of life in between hops from one lily pad to another. Simply look into their eyes and you will know the full measure of their hoppy happiness. Yes. Look deeply. Come closer. Unless you're a bug — you're not a bug, right? Coming closer would probably be a terrible idea.
