Vampire Donut Crew Socks
Vampire Donut Crew Socks
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Certified Batburst Coverage. Maintains desired coverage during sudden burst into a swarm of bats.†
† Mythic promise; human physics still apply.
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Description
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We've heard some vampires sparkle, but have you ever seen any with sprinkles? And frosting? And predatory intent? Well, you have now that you've met our Vampire Donut socks, featuring the only donuts that bite you back. Like any proper vampires they are surrounded by skulls and are making angry faces while they think about whether your blood is strawberry-flavored. The donuts are also accompanied by some unholy holes (donut holes, that is) ready to hypnotize you with their glassy stare so their larger masters can close in. You can probably still escape, but if you do try to eat them before they bite you, do so in moderation so they don't give you diabatus.
