Trash Panda Pizza Party Crew Socks
Trash Panda Pizza Party Crew Socks
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Certified Batburst Coverage. Maintains desired coverage during sudden burst into a swarm of bats.†
† Mythic promise; human physics still apply.
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If anyone knows how to bring joy to a dystopian urban hellhole, it's raccoons. Garbage becomes treasure as polluted smog becomes a magical misty backdrop for a trash-centric feast. Dumpsters become ballrooms and dustbins become cozy retreats. Raccoons can teach us that happiness can be found in the most unexpected places as they bring a bit of the wild out of the wilderness and deep into human territory. But just because they party with discarded pizza doesn't mean they love all garbage equally, and they WILL bite you if you litter non-organic, non-edible materials. At least they do have their shots; they're civilized beings, after all.
